Extremely bored. AMA.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern) 01/28/2018 at 21:26 • Filed to: None

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Wife is working, house is in a limbo state of being close to done but not enough where I can actually do stuff, and I can’t even look for more ISFs because I’m playing the waiting game of paperwork now.

The Toyota Sports 800 is wonderful.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:33

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Would you fit in a sports 800?

CB > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:35

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Would you rather fight one hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/28/2018 at 21:36

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I havn’t sat in the one at the Lane but I’ve been told I would but I am about the biggest guy that could. I’m 5'11"/ 190lbs so not a big guy by any means.

Under_Score > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:37

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There are two young males bound by friendship, whose names are Male 1 and Male 2. Male 1 decides to try out the camera on his new iPhone X, so he photographs a 4K resolution photo of his genitalia. Instead of keeping it for himself, he decides to send it to Male 2; Male 2 screenshots said photo of male genitalia.

Who is gay: Male 1 or Male 2?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > CB 01/28/2018 at 21:37

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You give me the weapons in my house and I’ll make quick work of that horse-sized duck.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:37

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Your an adult. Pour a glass of whisky, & watch perfect pitch. It’s not like your mother will stop you.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:38

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Did you see this 2011 in blue from Arizona?

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d1404&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=&zip=98201&distance=50000&showNegotiable=true&modelChanged=undefined&filtersModified=true&sortType=PRICE&sortDirection=ASC#listing=197275496

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Under_Score 01/28/2018 at 21:38

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Male 2 is just keeping blackmail, but it depends on the intent of Male 1.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/28/2018 at 21:39

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That one’s nice but out of my price range and rally far away. Darn.... Also they tinted their brake lights so people could some them less.

Under_Score > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:40

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Are you assuming the races of said individuals?

You took this way too seriously haha.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Under_Score 01/28/2018 at 21:40

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Yes.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/28/2018 at 21:40

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I grabbed a beer and started washing documentary television shows on The North Sea Rigs, Fishing and Rescues. May change it here soon though. I’m wait for the bar to be done so I can really enjoy a whiskey again.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Under_Score 01/28/2018 at 21:43

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Lol lordy. You asked a question and I provided an answer!

RacinBob > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:44

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Wife is watching olympic ice skating, Daytona 24 hour is done, what else would I be doing.....

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > RacinBob 01/28/2018 at 21:44

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We don’t have any sort of cable otherwise I would love to watch the Olympics.

Under_Score > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:46

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I asked a more intellectual, dragged out version of this question.

Chariotoflove > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:52

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If you were gifted with absolute irresistible sexual attractiveness to one class of Olympic sports participant such that you could have any one of said persons any time you wanted, which sport would it be? The catch: this would apply to both genders of that sport such that you would have both tripping over themselves to get your attention.

Also, you are not married in this alternate universe.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:53

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I guess it’s a good thing the roof comes off. I could probably fit then. Maybe not comfortably, but only just.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Chariotoflove 01/28/2018 at 21:56

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You trying to get me in trouble?? Haha... I would say Gymnasts or Figure Skaters.

Chariotoflove > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 21:59

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Am disappointed you didn’t say speed skaters.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Chariotoflove 01/28/2018 at 22:01

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Speed skaters legs are thicker than I am.

Chariotoflove > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2018 at 22:15

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Precisely.